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Mixed toilets, mens and womens toilet signs, slow wii and a very happy toilet

Illustrations on this page were created for this website in October 2026. They are illustrative and are not photographs of the people, places or products discussed.

Original illustration: bathroom

Have you ever been to the toilet or a mixed toilet, and wondered why there was a woman next to you?

The problem was, these guy where both here to prove something and that didnt mean a slow Wii!

Was it the fact that the mens and womens toilet signs were mixed up?

No we were all wrong, these guys in fact were in the womens toilets where the Plumber fitted the urinal in the wrong toilet room.

Im sure she was only rinsing her hands in the urinal.

Original illustration: bathroom

Somebody please put some signs in the right place.

The problem with signs, people find they are too small or hard too find. So why not make mens and womens toilet signs visible for us all to see?

In the original example discussed here, these signs were made very clear but not only that, with some extra thought behind these clever signs the people behind them decided to give instructions just incase you have a few to many!

Original illustration: bathroom

Why is it we go in to the toilet and there are two urinals were we have to wait for the two blokes in front to finish?

Afew minutes later, one guy walks away so you take your turn. You finish then wash your hands and the other guy is still at the urinal.

So the manager has decided to bring out a new type of urinal which is known as the slow wii.

Hope nobodies home as this slug is just about to get a wii shower.

Original illustration: bathroom

Well heres a happy urinal as this ladies urinal got a mouth full.

I bet this lady got a bitter taste!

All we need now is a happy toilet.

It was predicted in 2012 that there was over 10 human toilets in the UK.

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